Grizzly Bear Encounter

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    Grizzly Bear Encounter

    An atheist was walking through the woods.

    'What majestic trees!
    What powerful rivers!
    What beautiful animals!
    '
    He said to himself.

    As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

    He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly bear charging towards him.

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    He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

    He looked over his shoulder again & the bear was even closer.

    He tripped & fell on the ground.

    He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

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    At that instant the Atheist cried out
    'Oh my God!'

    Time Stopped.
    The bear froze.
    The forest was silent.

    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

    'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
    'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?'

    'Am I to count you as a believer?'

    The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?'

    'Very well' said the voice.

    The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

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    'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord,

    Amen.
    '
     

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