GOLFING ON CHRISTMAS DAY...

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  1. DOC-404

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    Four old hunting buddies were playing their weekly game of golf, when one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

    His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority; figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."

    A few weeks later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off of."

    The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the hunt I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

    The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."

    They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.


    "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the bum and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning -- intercourse or golfcourse --'

    She said, "Don't forget your hat." :tongue:
     
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    Yep!!!....That would be my wife!!

    Good one Doc!
     
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    That fourth fellow was quite clever!
     
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    :clap::clap::clap:
     
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    im hearing ya b.b
    ha ha ha ha ha
     
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    Good one Doc! So how cold was it playing golf on Christmas?
     
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    Good un! :D
     
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    ..Bobby, on this side of the world, where we don't hang upsidedown like bats, Christmas is in the summertime..:tongue:
     
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    Ever seen Santa on a quad and not a sleigh with reindeer? :D
     
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    ive seen him in board shorts and sunglasses ,sucking on a can in a speed boat :flashboobies: with that going on at the same time ,my oldest son thought right then and there that santa was the man .he was maybe 12
     
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    Oh yeah I forgot it must have been hot as all getouts.
     

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