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  1. bluey

    bluey GOLD SUPPORTER AH Legend

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    Norman and Barry got married in California ......
    They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they went back to Norman's Mum and Dad's house for their first married night together.
    In the morning, Little Johnny, Norman's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
    As he's going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Norman and Barry are up yet.
    She replies, 'No'.

    Little Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
    His mum replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!! Just go to school.'
    Little Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, 'Are Norman and Barry up yet?' She replies, 'No.'
    Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
    His mum replies, 'Never mind what you think!! Eat your lunch and go back to school.'
    After school, Little Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Norman and Barry up yet?' His mum says, 'No.'
    He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
    His mum replies, 'Oh OK then, tell me what you think.'
    He says: ......'Last night Norman came to my room for the Vaseline, and I think... I gave him my airplane glue.'
  2. Wolverine67

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    Jeez, now I have some really ugly pictures on my brain......:shiner::biggrin2:
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    bluey GOLD SUPPORTER AH Legend

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    i know what you mean wolverine
    i couldnt beleave it when my father sent that email to me :thumbdown:
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    Oh Jeez bluey post the Easter Card instead! :laughing: Oh wait maybe not.
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    Tsk,tsk,tsk, so politically incorrect of you, Bluey ! :clap::clap::clap:
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