Yesterday I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my truck and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in the 2nd Amendment and in the barter system. Would you be interested in a trade of sex for ammo?" I thought it over for a few seconds and replied..."Well, just what kind of ammo have you got to trade?"