Eternal Life and the Genie

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    Eternal Life

    A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp
    partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
    A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

    The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."

    "Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

    "OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt."

    "You crafty little bastard," said the genie. . .
     

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