This is a good one!!!! The drunk gets up from his bar stool and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. Another loud scream reverberates through the bar a few moments later . Gary the bar's owner quickly goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells' "You're scaring the hell out of all my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts!" Gary opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"