Dr. Visit

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  1. gillettehunter

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    Dr. Visit...



    Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off

    when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck

    up to the top of his head.



    In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start

    working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.



    The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an

    examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave

    it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.



    Barack drank the concoction and replied, 'That tasted like

    bullshit!'



    The doctor replied, 'It was, you were a quart low.'
     
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    One good laugh, thanks.
     
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    That made me laugh.
     
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    I thought he was handing it out, cause he's so full it.
     
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    Good one!! LMAOFF! Right on!!!!!!! We gotta get this ass clown out of office in Nov!!
     

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