Definitions

[observe]

VEGETARIAN
Ancient tribal slang
for the village idiot who cant
hunt, fish or ride!

STUDY
[verb]

The act of texting, eating and wathing TV with an open textbook nearby

KARMA
[noun]
When you use the last of the toiletpaper without replacing it, and are the next person to use the toilet!

NEVER MIND
[phrase]
You were too stupid to understand the first time, so i gave up trying to explain it!

 

[KWALATA SAFARIS]

That is perfect can vouch for all three, on the study thing...... When I was at university,the 3 biggest lies (according to my old man) was.

-I will start studying for my finals tomorrow.

-Okay bud just one beer.

-Don't worry Honey I am just going to lie next to you and cuddle, I won't do anything!!

My best always.

 

[Nyati]

:clap::clap:

 

[saeng101]

The three great lies of a cowboy.

1) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo.

2) My pick up is paid for.

3) Honestly, I was just helping that sheep over the fence.