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  1. observe

    observe CONTRIBUTOR AH Fanatic

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    Ancient tribal slang
    for the village idiot who cant
    hunt, fish or ride!

    STUDY
    [verb]

    The act of texting, eating and wathing TV with an open textbook nearby

    KARMA
    [noun]
    When you use the last of the toiletpaper without replacing it, and are the next person to use the toilet!

    NEVER MIND
    [phrase]
    You were too stupid to understand the first time, so i gave up trying to explain it!
     
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    That is perfect can vouch for all three, on the study thing...... When I was at university,the 3 biggest lies (according to my old man) was.

    -I will start studying for my finals tomorrow.

    -Okay bud just one beer.

    -Don't worry Honey I am just going to lie next to you and cuddle, I won't do anything!!

    My best always.
     
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    The three great lies of a cowboy.

    1) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo.

    2) My pick up is paid for.

    3) Honestly, I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
     

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