Deer Camp

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  1. Macs B

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    Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.

    Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

    Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

    Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

    "Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

    "Well, I've been here since yesterday.

    Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"

    I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.

    She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose pedals all over.

    On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!

    She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

    And then she said, "Do what ever you want."

    So, Here I am.
     
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    Good one!
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    That's to funny wait till I get to my deer camp and tell that one. THANKS
     
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    MACS B I was just looking at your photos :) since We will be in Stuttgart before going on to South Africa maybe I should get my JAGDSCHEIN renewed and come see you. GREAT Photos THANKS :D
     
  6. Macs B

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    Bob,

    Sorry I missed this until just now.

    My door is always open to wayward hunters. We're knee deep in the white stuff but the boars don't seem to mind. As a minimum I bet we can find a gasthaus and a good beer!

    Keep watching my photo folder. I've got about a hundred new ones from this season to add. I'll get around to it before next season, I hope.
     
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    Hahaha classy one !!!

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