dangers of golfing

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  1. gillettehunter

    gillettehunter AH Fanatic

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    A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'

    'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle .
    We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

    'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.

    Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
    'Hey, this looks like yours!''

    'I don't remember much after that'
  2. spike.t

    spike.t GOLD SUPPORTER AH Legend

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    now is that the usa version of fanny or the british version? although either version would have got him in the in the ....... ;)
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    bluey GOLD SUPPORTER AH Legend

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    ha ha ha ha

    with a statement like that , the inch difference is irrelevant , spike
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