DAMN FINE EXPLANATION

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  1. AkMike

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    The wife came home early and found herhusband in their bedroom making love
    to a very attractive young woman.

    And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How
    dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you.. I want a divorce right away!'

    And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.'





    'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'



    And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the
    car.

    I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

    So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.



    Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.



    Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

    I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

    I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

    The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my
    understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,



    'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
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    Excellent!

    The first and the only person I will send a copy is my wife.

    Thanks for sharing.
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    Stan are you sure thats a wise move ? ;)
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    wayne i would prefer a pissed off elephant to a pissed off wife......if you screw up with the ele its going to be quick, but with the wife it will be total 100+ pcent torture for a long long time, and they might say an ele never forgets but a wife really never ever forgets. i have a sneaking suspicion that a wifes memory and recall is better than even the best computer.........:nailbiter::fear:
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    :thinking: just being reading this again and taking it in another context, if you mean they never make screw ups, then yup correct...
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