crumpled sense of humour

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  1. bluey

    bluey GOLD SUPPORTER AH Legend

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    Have you ever seen a twenty dollar note all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
    "No," I said.
    She gave me a sexy little smile,slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar note.
    "Have you ever seen a fifty dollar note all crumpled up?" she asked.
    "No," I said.
    She gave me another sexy little smile,seductively reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar note.
    "Now," she said, "have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up

    "No," I said, intrigued.
    "Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."
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    ..good stuff Bruce...er, sorry mate, bluey.. :barmy:
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    more like brave,:sweat: and that is if it has parking sensors as well which they never listen to!!!!

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