Critical Thinking At Its Best!

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  1. Buff-Buster

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    Woman:
    Do you drink beer?
    Man: Yes

    Woman:
    How many beers a day?

    Man:
    Usually about 3

    Woman:
    How much do you pay per beer?

    Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

    (This is where it gets scary !)

    Woman:
    And how long have you been drinking?

    Man:
    About 20 years, I suppose

    Woman:
    So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400 ?orrect?

    Man:
    Correct

    Woman:
    If in 1 year you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past
    20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

    Man:
    Correct

    Woman:
    Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

    Man:
    Do you drink beer?

    Woman:
    No

    Man:
    Where's your f__king Ferrari?
     
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    :clap::clap::clap:
     
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    :clapping:
     
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    HA! I love it!
     
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    It also could have bought a bongo, lord derby eland and a mountain nyala!
     
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    EXACTLY!!!!!!!
     
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    Thats more in my line of thinking. :thumb:
     
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