can your pecker touch your ass

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    CAN YOUR PECKER TOUCH YOUR ASS?


    A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler

    The little boy asks: 'Can I have a beer Grandpa?'

    Grandpa replies: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
    The little boy answered : 'No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker'.

    Gramps says: 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer'.

    A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.

    The little boy asks: 'Can I have a cigar Grandpa?'

    Once again, Grandpa asks: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'

    Once again the little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'.

    Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'.



    A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies.

    Grandpa asks, 'Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?'

    The boy asks, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'

    Laughing, Gramps replies, 'Hell yes, my pecker can touch my ass'.

    The little boy replies, 'Then go f!@k yourself, Grandma made these for me'.
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    now that was funny
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    LOL smart ass kid! :rofl:

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