brian sullivan

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  1. bluey

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    A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing.
    You're just like Brian"
    Passenger: "Who?"
    Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian every single time."
    Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
    Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
    Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
    Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out. But
    Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right."
    Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."
    Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back
    even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."
    Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet hi
    Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his f***ing
    widow."
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    ..sounds just like 'Mike the Spike'.. :tongue:
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    True we all live in someones shadow!!!! :)

    My best always... (Just not as good as Brian Sullivan's!!!)
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