breeding bulls

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  1. bluey

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    My wife and I went to the Royal Adelaide Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,




    ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '
    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'


    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
    ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice! a week ! ..........You could learn a lot from him.'


    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
    in capital letters,
    'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
    'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

    I looked at her and said,
    'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'




    My condition has been upgraded from critical
    to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
     
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    :rofl:Good one bluey:laughing: lucky to still be alive.
     
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