better than a flu shot

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  1. gillettehunter

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    better than a flu shot









    Miss Shirley, The church organist, Was in her seventies And had never
    been married. She was admired for her
    sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her
    and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat
    while she prepared tea... As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the
    young minister
    noticed a cut glass
    bowl Sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water
    floated. of all things, a condom!

    When she returned With tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried
    to stifle his curiosity About the bowl of water and its
    strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
    resist. 'Miss Shirley', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about
    this? Pointing
    to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
    wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this
    little package on the
    ground. The directions said To place it on the organ, Keep it wet and that
    it would prevent the spread of disease.
    Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
     
  2. Nyati

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    :laughing: sounds like she ain't got nothing else all winter either.
     

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