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  1. Buff-Buster

    Buff-Buster GOLD SUPPORTER AH Elite

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    You are on a Horse, galloping at a constant speed.

    On your right side is a sharp drop off.

    And on your left side is an Elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

    Directly in front of you is a galloping Kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.

    Behind you is a Lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.

    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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    Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.
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    whahahahahahah good one !!!!! whooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  3. Nyati

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    First I ll wait until it stops !

    :clap::clap::clap:
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    Remember this advice Spike!!
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    Funny you said this....I was thinking of Spike when I posted this!! :beer:
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    i have taken my time replying as i am waiting for my lawyers instructions !!!!!!!!!!!!!:p:laughing::beer:
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    As a Shit House Lawyer My advice is to help all you drunk ass friends get off to. :laughing::beer:

    :thumb: Good one Buff-Buster
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    :biggrin2::crazylol:
    He might reply Spike if you get him off the merry-go-round. Being a lawyer, he might be doing something else to the horse instead of riding it!...lol
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    Is this the same guy that gave marital advice about hanging bras in the bar? I would wonder which bar he has been admitted to.
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    hey wayne the wife was only piss-d off because i forgot to have one of hers hanging there , trouble is i found the HUNTING for different ones required more skill and cunning!! :p;):laughing::beer:
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    Hope I can remember this one around the campfire!

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