From the diary of a Pre-School Teacher: My five-year old students are learning to read. Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, "Look at this! It's a Frickin' Elephant!" I took a deep breath, then asked... "What did you call it?" "It's a Frickin' Elephant! It says so on the picture!" And so it does... "A f r i c a n Elephant"