6 basic rules for good health

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  1. bluey

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    Six Basic Rules For Good Health

    1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, every day is even better.

    2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.

    3. F***ing refreshes you.

    4. After F***ing don't eat too much ... Go for more liquids.

    5. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level !!!





    SO .... REMEMBER .









    6. FISHING is good for your health and soul ...

    And may the Good Lord cleanse your Filthy Mind !!!
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    I'm all for F***ing too
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