2 x' grim' ones....

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  1. observe

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    Never tick Off A Nurse:mad:

    A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the
    hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed
    them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital
    staff wanted to have anything to do with him.

    The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him.
    She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your
    temperature."

    After complaining for several minutes, he finally
    settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

    "No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I
    can't use an oral thermometer." This started another round
    of complaining but eventually he rolled over and bared his
    behind.

    After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her
    announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE
    THAT until I get back!"

    She left the door to his room open on her way out.

    He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past
    his door, laughing.....

    After about 0 minutes, the man's doctor came into the room.

    "What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

    Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't
    you ever seen someone having his temperature taken?"

    After a pause, the doctor confessed, "Not with a Daffodil."
     

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    The first "joke" wasn t funny to me.

    The second was just hilarious :clap:
     
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    + 1 Nyati.
    Had a good chuckle on the 2nd as well!

    Good one Observe!
     

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