gillettehunter
AH legend
Just in case I neglected to share this one...
Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.
But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the
same street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her
for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton . This ritual between Bill
and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog!
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill
realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the former
Secretary of State.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there
was the hooker!
Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair
jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... "See what you get
for five bucks!?"
I don't care who you are, this is funny!
Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.
But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the
same street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her
for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton . This ritual between Bill
and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog!
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill
realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the former
Secretary of State.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there
was the hooker!
Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair
jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... "See what you get
for five bucks!?"
I don't care who you are, this is funny!
Anyway, the joke was very funny 
