Why Women Make Better Assassins

Buff-Buster

AH elite
Joined
Aug 3, 2011
Messages
1,794
Reaction score
1,321
Location
Hempstead, Texas
Deals & offers
2
Media
90
Articles
1
Hunting reports
Africa
2
Member of
Houston Safari Club, Gulf Coast SCI, SCI International. Rowland Ward, NRA, RMEF, North American Hunting Club - Life Member, Texas Trophy Hunters
Hunted
Mozambique, South Africa, (Kwa-Zulu Natal, Free State & East Cape), Zimbabwe (Charisa & West Nicholson), U.S.(Texas, New Mexico, LA, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Wyoming & Montana), Canada (Alberta & Saskatchewan) & Argentina (Cordoba)
The CIA had an opening for one assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews and testing were done, three finalists remained: two men
and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agent took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances." Inside the room you will
find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her.
The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".
The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take
your wife and go home".
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out
with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife
and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions: to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard one after another. There were incredibly loud
noises - screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few
minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman,
wiping sweat from her brow.
What on earth happened?, asked the astonished CIA agent.
"The gun was loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to kill him with
the chair."
 
Great!

I believe I know a few potential assassins...
 
Now that was funny!
 
I read this to my wife. She just looked at me at said, "point?"

I'm scared.... we have chairs in our bedroom.... :eek:
 
I think my wife would have off'd me with the chair just for the fun of it!
 
I read this to my wife. She just looked at me at said, "point?"

I'm scared.... we have chairs in our bedroom.... :eek:

almost spit out my coffee reading this! :ROFLMAO:

-matt
 

Forum statistics

Threads
53,635
Messages
1,131,662
Members
92,723
Latest member
edwardsrailcarcom00
 

 

 

Latest posts

Latest profile posts

Early morning Impala hunt, previous link was wrong video

Headshot on jackal this morning

Mature Eland Bull taken in Tanzania, at 100 yards, with 375 H&H, 300gr, Federal Premium Expanding bullet.

20231012_145809~2.jpg
 
Top