Gee Wiz guys! As my younger sister would say.. Take a chill pill!
The communication seems to be narrowing down and becoming more accurate (for the worst) but both of you need to recognize that on an international board such as this, there will be little innuendos that get slightly mis-interpreted and then can blow up into more than they should be... especially if grumpy old men are involved.
Now as for the red neck thing... Gordon we are pretty darn proud of our red necks.. at least the more positive side of them. And speaking of interpretations " innuendo" in Red Neckeese" is used in a sentence such as "Hey Bill, did you see that bird just flew right innuendo........ for the rest of us that is "in your window" (stole that from Jeff Foxworthy, sorry Jeff)......
Gordon, we have Red Necks missing teeth because their idea of a good time involves a 20 foot long wood plank, a sawhorse, the woodshed roof and a motorcycle. (helmet optional, but if chosen cannot have the strap hooked, sunglasses are not optional)
Then there are the rednecks who can fix anything with a jackknife, pair of rusty pliers and a roll of duct tape.... And by anything I mean accidently amputated fingers and belly ruptures on a pig. If said redneck is older than 60 you must substitute the duct tape with baling wire. (duct tape was a major life changing technological advance for the entire American red neck culture).
Red neck Aunt Bertha's cooking might be so bad that the flies chip in to fix her screen door... But you can bet she never turned any one away hungry, no matter their creed or color.
And if your wife or daughter is stranded along the road someplace with a flat tire in the rain or in a snow storm, you can bet the first redneck to come along will stop to change it for her and send her safely on her way.....