DRINKING WITH BART

Today marks a trrible turn of events. My wife told me I could not go on anymore out of country hunts until I take her to Hawii! I'm retired have time and money in excess why would I go to an island in the middle of the Pacific? Thought the divorce thing thruogh not the best solution. Purused the thought of actualy going Hell its more expensive than a 10 day RSA PG hunt! So I did the only reasonable thing went to the liquor store. Someone please help me!

Bartfrncs,

You may want to propose a compromise.... There is some good hunting to be had in Hawaii. Maybe you can combine a hunt with a vacation with the wife....They have really good hunting up in the mountains for several different species of wild goats, wild boar, turkeys, and axis deer....Take a look at www.mauihuntingsafaris.com and www.huntparkerranch.com. Also, I'm sure somebody here on AH.com has hunted Hawaii and can offer a recommendation.

My wife is much younger than me she wants to see the volcanos on the big island, and learn to surf in wikiki beach so its at least a 2 island proposition. Dont know if I'll have a whole day to hunt. Oh yeah the 30/06 sucks!

Still waiting for the elk to start bugling......

You have money in excess and all your wife wants is a Hawaiian vacation in exchange for your hunting?


.....you poor bastard! Take her on the f$&@in' vacation and love on her the best you can!!! Hawaii is an awesome place to visit. Now once again back to the silent elk.

Originally Posted by BARTFRNCS

Today marks a trrible turn of events. My wife told me I could not go on anymore out of country hunts until I take her to Hawii! I'm retired have time and money in excess why would I go to an island in the middle of the Pacific? Thought the divorce thing thruogh not the best solution. Purused the thought of actualy going Hell its more expensive than a 10 day RSA PG hunt! So I did the only reasonable thing went to the liquor store. Someone please help me!

bart the divorce thing is not good!!!! went through nearly 2 years of fkn war and when i was sure it was over , she said lets get back together..... was totally confused. but for some reason still loved her , and most important thought it best for the most important person involved our son. so with legal fees and her getting an apartment during the war, it cost about us dollar 1.75 million, and still paying it off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this was 5 years ago so TAKE HER TO HAWAII !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and buy her a fkn dior /channel handbag on the , way! and enjoy and go for the .500 jeff ps i have just finished drinking ,... wasnt with you but heres to when we can

Bart, try some acceptance and drink some more.

But do try and get a hunt for some pigs and goats in on the Big Island.

I'll have a few with you tonight BART, and listen to everyone else, you can hunt critters in Hawaii. Trust me, already looked into it,the wife said if we are going back to Africa in 2014 then it's Hawaii or Costa Rica for 2013, I said Okay then let's get to it. Oh yeah, 30-06doesn't suck, it's not my favorite either, but still a great round.

Bart do you mean to say the wife wants YOU to go with her??!?!

Bart you are screwed. Might as well start packing for Hawaii!!! Argueing or reasoning with her is not going to work! At least someone is going to Hawaii.

Hiccup...

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change.
The courage to change the things I can.
And the wisdom to know that I'm going back to Africa whether she likes it or not.

Seriously though Bart, I feel your pain. {insert groan}

So, Bart where are the pictures from the beach??

Originally Posted by BRICKBURN

So, Bart where are the pictures from the beach??

maybe he liked it so much he stayed and has a surf board now we havent heard from him in a while..........

Maybe the only reason his wife lured him to Hawaii was that she planned to feed him to a shark (sorry, I've seen too many James Bond movies lately, someone ALWAYS gets fed to the sharks!). Cheaper than divorce , and less messy (for her)!