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    A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll drive his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL and he will supply all of your clothes. "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also as part of your job description have to satisfy her sexual urges. The daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive." The guy in wide-eyed amazement said, "You're lying to me!" The social worker said: "Yeah, well ... You started it".

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    I am sending this to every last social worker I know.
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    Damn and I was just about to put in for the job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BRICKBURN View Post
    I am sending this to every last social worker I know.
    Now why would you know ANY of that ilk? I fear for you, my good man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by timbear View Post
    Now why would you know ANY of that ilk? I fear for you, my good man!
    I'll be ok. The ones I know will laugh heartily at this.
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    I'd tell this to my brother in law, but he would be gone to the Welfare office before I got to the "punch line!"

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