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    A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow policeman.

    He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON

    and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock .
    He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow police's expense!!

    Glasgow cop , " Licence and registration, please."

    London Lawyer , "What for?"

    Glasgow cop , "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

    London Lawyer , "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

    Glasgow cop , "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please"

    London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

    Glasgow cop , "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that's the law,

    Licence and registration, please!"

    London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

    Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

    The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

    The Glaswegian takes out his baton, and starts beating the living daylights out of the lawyer, and says, "Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobpuckett View Post
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    I'll remember this one in my dealings with "officials".

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