This is a discussion on ex wife within the Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures forums, part of the GENERAL category; Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some ...
01-13-2013, 05:39 PM #1
- Member of KZN Hunting & Conservation, CHASA, NRA
- Hunted USA,Zim,RSA,Russia,Moz
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.
"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
01-13-2013, 05:52 PM #2
- Member of KZN Hunters Assoc
- Hunted Namibia (Otavi, Ozondjache) South Africa ( LP, KZN, NC, EC) Botswana (Ghanzi) Canada (BC, AB, SK, MB, Ont, PQ, NS) USA (MT, WA, SD, CA, CO, WY, KS, MN, NC, VG, UT, HI)
My wife even laughed at this one.
Last edited by BRICKBURN; 01-14-2013 at 06:37 AM.Practice whispering before you leave for Africa!
A Legend in my own mind!
01-13-2013, 06:16 PM #3
- Member of NAHC Life Member, NRA Life Member,SCI, Buckmasters
- Hunted USA(from Coast to Coast and Alaska), Germany, South Africa, Canada
LOL! Good one.Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.
01-14-2013, 06:04 AM #4
- Member of RFEC, RFETO
- Hunted Finland, RSA ( KwaZulu Natal, Limpopo, North West ), Spain
01-14-2013, 09:04 AM #5
- Member of sci int, basc
- Hunted zambia, tanzania, zimbabwe, hungary, france, england
good one i just wonder how many times that conversation has actually happened though....
01-20-2013, 10:44 AM #6
- Member of SCI, NRA Life member, NAHC Life member, Oregon Hunter Ass'n
- Hunted USA, RSA,Zimbabwe,Canada
Very funny! Brian
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