This is a discussion on Crocodiles within the Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures forums, part of the GENERAL category; Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of Lake Burley Griffin in Canberra . The smaller one turned to the ...
01-11-2013, 01:41 AM #1
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Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of Lake Burley Griffin in Canberra .
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how
you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size
as kids... I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the lake near the parking lot by Parliament House.'
'Same here. Hmm... how do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of
them, and eat 'em!'
'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase.'
01-11-2013, 03:53 AM #2
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Mate, we DEFINITELY need more crocs in Canberra!Overkill is underestimated!
01-11-2013, 04:22 AM #3
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01-11-2013, 05:13 AM #4
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01-11-2013, 05:38 AM #5
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Good one know of any Crocs that want to relocate to DC?Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.
01-11-2013, 06:42 AM #6
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01-11-2013, 03:08 PM #7
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Where can I get some of these creatures, I have plenty of food for them in my country !
01-11-2013, 08:35 PM #8
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They need to import a few of those into Zambia right now!Practice whispering before you leave for Africa!
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01-11-2013, 09:49 PM #9
01-20-2013, 10:58 AM #10
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Send a hundred or so to D.C., please. LOTS of food for them there!