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Jesus & the Democrat

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    A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee . The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

    The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him .

    The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back . He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea . He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"

    The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat . "

    The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches . He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?"

    The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer . "On my bill," he said loudly .

    As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed . " The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door .

    Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed . " The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door .

    Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling . The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me . . . . I'm on disability . "

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    GREAT!!! Too funny!

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    Absolutely the best joke I have read in a long time. To bad (if it were to happen) it is sooooo accurate.
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    This really is pretty funny

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    a democrats must be the same as a member of the labour party in oz

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    Great one!
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