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    Default The T.S.A. disclosed the official Airport Screening Results

    October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

    Terrorists Discovered 0

    Transvestites 133

    Hernias 1,485

    Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

    Enlarged Prostates 8,249

    Breast Implants 59,350

    Natural Blondes 3


    It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.

    Thought you'd like to know.
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    ha ha ha ha well done bob

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    I wet myself laughing.....I must be one of the guys with the enlarged prostate. What would have been interesting is if the # of breast emplants had ended in an odd number!

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    More true than not I am sure! I had to do the scan last time I went thru, no big I guess, just stupid.

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