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    Today, December 15th, just 10 days before Christmas, the next to last weekend of shopping prior to the same, I of my own volition like an idiot went to the mall!

    This should provide all the laughs you need today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PHOENIX PHIL View Post
    Today, December 15th, just 10 days before Christmas, the next to last weekend of shopping prior to the same, I of my own volition like an idiot went to the mall!

    This should provide all the laughs you need today.
    Are You Out of your Rabbit Ass Mind did you know this is a weekend and only 10 shopping days left til Christmas! ok,ok,ok what did you get me. hehehe hope you had fun.
    Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobpuckett View Post
    Are You Out of your Rabbit Ass Mind did you know this is a weekend and only 10 shopping days left til Christmas! ok,ok,ok what did you get me. hehehe hope you had fun.
    We've never met Bob, but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess the PJ's from Victoria's Secret would not look good on you.....

    And yes I'm quite convinced that at least for a moment there I was out of my mind.......just finding a parking spot.......sifting my way through the food court........and not a Cabelas anywhere nearby......what the hell am I doing here?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PHOENIX PHIL View Post
    We've never met Bob, but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess the PJ's from Victoria's Secret would not look good on you.....

    And yes I'm quite convinced that at least for a moment there I was out of my mind.......just finding a parking spot.......sifting my way through the food court........and not a Cabelas anywhere nearby......what the hell am I doing here?!
    MAO Oh yes they would look good on me make sure there camo you can check me out in them at DSC in Jan!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobpuckett View Post
    MAO Oh yes they would look good on me make sure there camo you can check me out in them at DSC in Jan!!!
    No offense Bob, but, if there was ever a reason not to go to a hunting convention.... Just saying....
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    Quote Originally Posted by 35bore View Post
    No offense Bob, but, if there was ever a reason not to go to a hunting convention.... Just saying....
    Oh now there you go! If I hadn't had my feelings removed when I had my Tonsils removed at age 9 they would be hurt. haha hope to see you all at DSC!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobpuckett View Post
    Oh now there you go! If I hadn't had my feelings removed when I had my Tonsils removed at age 9 they would be hurt. haha hope to see you all at DSC!
    I'll do my best to be there, if not have a great time, ALL of you. Don't wear camo PJ's Bob, serious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 35bore View Post
    I'll do my best to be there, if not have a great time, ALL of you. Don't wear camo PJ's Bob, serious.
    Ok as per your request! .
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    In my town the nearest "mall" is a 2 hr drive to Flagstaff! Although we do have a Wally World AND ONLY A WALLY WORLD FOR SHOPPING! And it doesn't have a good selection of camo :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliffy View Post
    In my town the nearest "mall" is a 2 hr drive to Flagstaff! Although we do have a Wally World AND ONLY A WALLY WORLD FOR SHOPPING! And it doesn't have a good selection of camo :-)
    At least it's a pretty drive, well at least parts of it. The Vermilion Cliffs at sunset is a sight hard to describe.
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    well hows this for stupid i will be doing my xmas shopping for personal gifts for my immeddiate family next monday evening after i come home from the bush after a weekend away trout fishing with some hunting mates .
    walking up river banks dodging tiger snakes all week end in 35 c armed with only a fishing rod and then trying to get through a trip to the shopping centre dodging stressed out house wives and last minute twits
    like yours truly
    maybe i should wear camo pajamas from victorias secret

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliffy View Post
    In my town the nearest "mall" is a 2 hr drive to Flagstaff! Although we do have a Wally World AND ONLY A WALLY WORLD FOR SHOPPING! And it doesn't have a good selection of camo :-)
    you kidding me, there is actually a shop called wally world , think you are taking the p..s here????

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluey View Post
    well hows this for stupid i will be doing my xmas shopping for personal gifts for my immeddiate family next monday evening after i come home from the bush after a weekend away trout fishing with some hunting mates .
    walking up river banks dodging tiger snakes all week end in 35 c armed with only a fishing rod and then trying to get through a trip to the shopping centre dodging stressed out house wives and last minute twits
    like yours truly
    maybe i should wear camo pajamas from victorias secret
    bluey that should clear a path for you no probs would buy you a gallon of the amber nectar if you gave me photo proof of that shopping trip

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    if you sat and drank it with me spike it would nearly be worth doing it

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluey View Post
    if you sat and drank it with me spike it would nearly be worth doing it
    good idea, but even meeting halfway would make it one expensive beer!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spike.t View Post
    you kidding me, there is actually a shop called wally world , think you are taking the p..s here????
    It's a nickname for the store from hell otherwise known as Wal-Mart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spike.t View Post
    good idea, but even meeting halfway would make it one expensive beer!!!!
    It's going to require 6 or 7 or 12 for me to get over this mental image of a sweaty, foul smelling Aussie bearing a fishing rod while dressed in what would have otherwise been sexy ladies nightwear!
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    they had one of them in kranbrook in b.c it was huge the store mustve been 3acres and the carpark wouldve been 5acres .
    id have to put vidals tracking collar on wife if i let go in there it was that big

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    i will have to have a shower before i go to shopping centre phil .and id love to 6,7 or 12 beers with you one day cobber
    i wish i had ve just ordered them something from them cabelas store the email said if i had ordered before the 9th of dec it would have been here for xmas

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluey View Post
    they had one of them in kranbrook in b.c it was huge the store mustve been 3acres and the carpark wouldve been 5acres .
    id have to put vidals tracking collar on wife if i let go in there it was that big
    LOL. My late father-in-law would get so frustrated at Wal-Mart when he couldn't find my mother-in-law.....so he would just start yelling her name really loudly while walking around until she responded. The first time I was with him when he did this I thought I was going to wet my pants I was laughing so hard.
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