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07-30-2012, 12:55 PM #1
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laugh for the day
Sitting together on a train were Pres. Obama, George W. Bush,
an old lady, and a young blonde with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later
There is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel,
Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek [black and red].
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the
Blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried
To grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled
The old lady and she slapped him.
Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark.
She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel,
So I can slap the shit out of Obama again!!
07-30-2012, 01:45 PM #2
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Practice whispering before you leave for Africa!
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A Legend in my own mind!
07-30-2012, 03:23 PM #3
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Saw it coming a mile away but it was still funny.The journey is the reward.
07-30-2012, 07:06 PM #4
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Yep saw it coming and still laughed. Good oneEnjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.
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