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    An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

    He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,

    'Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'

    The gentleman replied,

    'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
    I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'








    Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement home were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:

    'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
    Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
    'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
    'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'





    Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
    A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
    A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said,

    'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
    Morris replied,

    'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
    The doctor said,

    'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful..'

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