Weight Loss Program RSA Style.
I found this on a Western Cape Shooters Union site.
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a
pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles
and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the
days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
himself and is
delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The
there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing
running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you
catch me you
can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next
four days, the
same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
that he has lost another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for
calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is
rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't
this good in
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it
he finds a
huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes and
a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch
He lost 33 kilos that week.