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What happens when you try to pet an elephant?

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    What a punch, excellent!

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    Had that coming.

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    Should send him up to Alaska to hug a couple of Grizzly bears and see how he does!
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    capital letters, DA

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    Ouch! Very ouch. Lucky it wasnt an African ele.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sestoppelman View Post
    Ouch! Very ouch. Lucky it wasnt an African ele.
    Thought the same thing.
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    ..at the very least, a broken nose..!

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    For his next trick: patting a lion...!

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    What an idiot!

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