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    After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided
    that was enough, as they could not afford a
    larger bed.

    So the husband went to his veterinarian and
    told him that he and his cousin didn't want to
    have any more children.

    The doctor told him that there was a procedure
    called a vasectomy that could fix the problem
    but that it was expensive.

    'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to
    go home, get a cherry bomb , (fireworks are
    legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer
    can, then hold the can up to your ear and count
    to 10.'

    The hillbilly said to the doctor,

    'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I
    don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer
    can next to my ear is going to help me.'

    'Trust me,' said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and
    put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his
    ear and began to count!

    '1'

    '2'

    '3'

    '4'

    '5'

    (You'll love this.)

    At which point, he paused, placed the beer can
    between his legs and continued counting on
    his other hand.

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    You need to change doctors Bob.

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    Very good Bob.
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