The Boss & the Water Cooler
The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people - Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next day.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.
She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit."