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    A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

    "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

    "Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.

    "Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sheila. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
    I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the shit out of the lot of ya!"

    St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

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    "A couple of minutes ago."

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