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    Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man
    walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

    One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome.
    Those people walk just like that."

    The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome.
    He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

    Since they couldn't agree, they decided to ask the old man.
    They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk. But we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

    The old man said, "I'll tell you. But first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

    The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

    The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

    The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

    The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

    So they asked him, "Well, old-timer, what do you have?"

    The old man said,
    "I thought it was just a fart - but I was wrong, too!"

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    good one!
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    Have to get all the symptoms before you go for the diagnosis.

    Hilarious.
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    Gonna share this with my dad, STAT!! Good one!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRICKBURN View Post
    Have to get all the symptoms before you go for the diagnosis.

    Hilarious.
    Exactly!!!

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    LOL, I guess they didn't learn about the Shart in med school!!!
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    Now that's funny..I don't care what you say..lol

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    Sooooo! Farts do have lumps! Good one Doc.
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