This is a discussion on breeding bulls within the Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures forums, part of the GENERAL category; My wife and I went to the Royal Adelaide Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was ...
08-18-2013, 09:33 AM #1
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My wife and I went to the Royal Adelaide Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice! a week ! ..........You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'
My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
08-18-2013, 10:57 AM #2
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Good one bluey lucky to still be alive.Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.
08-18-2013, 01:32 PM #3
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LolThe journey is the reward.
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