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    A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

    The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."

    "Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

    "OK, then, I want to die after a Labour government balances the budget and eliminates the debt.





    "You crafty bastard," said the genie.

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    so right

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    that'll work for me.
    Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.

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    So true! sad! but so true!!
    "Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever."

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    Wise guy

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    Yeah, right!
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