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    Myron Greenberg, a wealthy L.A. businessman received a letter of Audit
    from the IRS. It really upsets him and he called his Accountant, Saul Meyers.

    MYRON: (pleading): Saul, what are they doing to me?
    Why are they doing this to me?
    Saul (calming); Myron, don't worry about it. W've got all the
    receipts, the account is up to date, it's no problem. But let me
    give you a bit of advice. When you go to the Audit, make a bad
    impression. Wear the crummiest, dirtiest clothes you've got.
    Have holes in your shoes, ripped pants and look shabby . I mean
    really look terrible, because if they have a little sympathy, they'll
    go easy on you.

    Then Myron called his Lawyer, CHARLIE Steinberg. His Lawyer said:
    CHARLIE said, "Myron, it's no problem, I'm sure they got the receipts,
    I'm sure everything is up to date, you've got a great accountant,
    don't worry about it. Let me give you a tip. When you go to the
    Audit, it's very important that you make a good impression. Wear
    your best suit, and your shirt with a silk tie and cuff links and shine
    your shoes, look like somebody. Because if you look like a somebody
    they will respect you and will go easy on you.


    And now he's torn. Later that night he bumped into his RABBI at the Deli.
    And he told the Rabbi the story.

    RABBI: Myron, it reminds me of sometimes when I perform a
    wedding. The bride's father will tell his daughter that on her
    wedding night to wear a nightgown with a high collar and long
    sleeves and a full-length robe...cover up, you know, be a little
    demure. And the mother says, don't be silly. Wear a low cut
    negligee with a lot of cleavage sticking out --- look a little sexy,
    and Myron I will say to you just like I say to the Bride on her
    wedding night,..... it makes no difference what you wear, you are
    gonna get fucked!!!!

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    is that not the truth
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOCMAN View Post
    +1, ain't that the truth!

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