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    Yesterday I got my Tax Return "Returned"

    I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year,
    however, the ATO (Australian tax office) sent my Tax Return back!!

    I guess it was because of my response to the line, which said:
    "List All Dependents"

    So, I replied:

    1/2 million illegal immigrants
    1/4 million crack heads
    2 million unemployable people living on welfare
    1 million people in over 123 prisons
    353 fools in Parliament House and the Senate.
    Apparently, this was NOT acceptable..

    So I sent it back with a question "Did I forget someone

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    Well, I don t live in Australia, but based on what happens in my own country, I m quite sure you did leave out more than a few !

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    Nyati is right we all have some free loading family members that we can't claim.
    Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.

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