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LIFE JUST GETS BETTER AS YOU GET OLDER...

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    Dear hunting friends,

    Life just gets better as you get older doesnt it.

    I was in a coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realised that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me...
    I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod...

    And how was your day ?

    This is what happens when older people start using technology !

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    Thankfully, I don t use such newfangled appliances

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    Doc you were using your Iwhat??

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    one day all these kids will catch up to us old farts.
    Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.

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    I've got a smart phone but it's smarter than I am- where's the on switch?
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