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    Twelve Italian priests were about
    to be ordained.



    The final test was for them to line
    up in a straight row, totally nude,
    in a garden while a sexy, beautiful,
    big breasted, nude model danced
    before them.

    Each priest had a small bell attached
    to his weenie, and they were told
    that anyone whose bell rang when
    she danced in front of them would
    not be ordained because he had not
    reached a state of spiritual purity.

    The beautiful model danced before
    the first candidate with no reaction..

    She proceeded down the line with
    the same response from all the
    priests until she got to the final
    priest, Alfonso.

    Poor Alfonso. As she danced, his
    bell began to ring so loudly that it
    flew off, clattering across the
    ground and laid to rest in
    nearby foliage.

    Embarrassed, Alfonso quickly
    scrambled to where the bell came
    to rest. He bent over to pick it up....

    and all the other bells started to ring.

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    ..'italaian' priests..? was your bell ringing or the boat rocking, bluey..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOCMAN View Post
    ..'italaian' priests..? was your bell ringing or the boat rocking, bluey..?
    that was spelling mistake smart ass.
    I was trying to use more than one finger
    you crack me up man

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluey View Post

    that was spelling mistake smart ass.
    I was trying to use more than one finger
    you crack me up man
    Which finger? The one with the bell on it???
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