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    Spike T sent me this picture of a motorcycle he is looking at for purchase. Apparently the seat is genuine crocodile but I have my doubts. Spike insists that his "hog" as he calls it, is really bad to the bone. Apparently the helmet might come with the deal if he can talk the current owner into washing it.

    What do you guys say....should he opt for the crocodile seat cover or stick with the vinyl factory look?

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    Definitely the crocodile seat! He just needs matching boots.

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    I'd suggest tanning it first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by enysse View Post
    Definitely the crocodile seat! He just needs matching boots.
    got them, very snappy little numbers they are as well if i say so myself....

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    ..Spikeymike, what the hell is all that brown stuff on your hands and face..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOCMAN View Post
    ..Spikeymike, what the hell is all that brown stuff on your hands and face..?
    Ah but thees ees nottehme yu ar confuu-zed ah am theenkeeng......

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    That's a classic bike, love the seat, very realistic. Guessing that a cast iron cock protector would be in order to ride this thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 35bore View Post
    That's a classic bike, love the seat, very realistic. Guessing that a cast iron cock protector would be in order to ride this thing.
    now come on scott us real men have balls of steel we dont need things like that.

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    well well well,this deal is making the local headlines now via the bush telegraph and drumms...

    the locals that know and adore him for a long time told me that bambino spike loved his wheels even from a very young age

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    and also as an unfaan on the farm he was known to raise a lot of dust with his trike around the homestead

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    this newest deal of bwana spike buying the crocodile seat bike is BIG news in the area

    even the sales agent who is also the broker of this deal...

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    informed me that there will be 3 or more bikes on sale now..

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    a big crowd is already on its way ....

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    a lot of entrepreneurial caterers will provide fish, beef, goats and chickens for this day to feed the onlookers..

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    i'm also informed not to worry as security will be very good on the day for bwana spike shopping spree..

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    as the event manager are very health contentious, the local ambulance will also be on standby to help out in case off any emergency

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    go spike..!
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    willem i must thank you for charting the background to this monumental event . i am confidant now that my public will be well fed and protected, as i indulge my taste for superbly engineered and masterfully built pieces of motorbiking history.

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    You Guys are killing me btw Spike when you decide to get rid of the one with the sidecar let me know that would be perfect for deb and I on our hunting trips good gas mileage.
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    spike, don't worry about the big day coming up ,mate

    I've been told by a very reliable source with all the 'inside' information
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    that an innocent question to the leader of the security team that lead to a minor 'scuffle' was only a small 'misunderstanding' and nothing serious

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    my trusted source further categorically denied that any rumor that there is insubordination inside the ranks of the 4- man golden oldies 'firewater' security team that was hired for the event is pure speculation

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    the fact that two members of the team are currently recuperating in hospital is just a coincidence, and they are only 'taking some rest' before D-day

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    the fourth member though is still missing ,but persistent rumors will have it that he only went 'underground' for the duration of the job..

    but not to worry spike, rest assured that the leader of this golden oldies team is still out there and he has everything under control..

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    meanwhile,the crowd is very excited about this upcoming big event of bwana spike buying a crocodile seat motorbike and are growing by the minute...

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    the local traffic bribe collectors are also out in force to get their piece of the pie.....

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    but the locals have their own remedy for that and the new brotherhood are already having some success in helping their 'brothers'

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    the event manager hired the best ' affirmative illegal sparky' in town who together with his cousin with rumored overseas 'connections' will also conduct a wedding or two on this joyful day

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    a special beer will also be introduced to the masses on THIS special day of bwana spike....

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    keep well and i'll keep you informed if i have any new breaking news....[lol]


    [awaiting reports from the other undercover observers out there..]
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    well done Willem...

    spike, is that why you were practising so much with the 9,3 at the ranch last year?? trying to get yourself a new seat??

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    willem good to see everything is under control.

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    Quote Originally Posted by observe View Post
    well well well,this deal is making the local headlines now via the bush telegraph and drumms...

    the locals that know and adore him for a long time told me that bambino spike loved his wheels even from a very young age

    1.jpg

    and also as an unfaan on the farm he was known to raise a lot of dust with his trike around the homestead

    2.jpg

    this newest deal of bwana spike buying the crocodile seat bike is BIG news in the area

    even the sales agent who is also the broker of this deal...

    3.png

    informed me that there will be 3 or more bikes on sale now..

    4.jpg 5.jpg5 (2).jpg

    a big crowd is already on its way ....

    6.jpg6 (2).jpg8.jpg9.jpg

    a lot of entrepreneurial caterers will provide fish, beef, goats and chickens for this day to feed the onlookers..

    10 (6).jpg10 (5).jpgCow-on-a-Motorcycle-06-634x614.jpg10 (3).jpg10 (2).jpg10 (4).jpg

    i'm also informed not to worry as security will be very good on the day for bwana spike shopping spree..

    11 (2).jpg11.jpg

    as the event manager are very health contentious, the local ambulance will also be on standby to help out in case off any emergency

    12.jpg

    go spike..!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeteG View Post
    well done Willem...

    spike, is that why you were practising so much with the 9,3 at the ranch last year?? trying to get yourself a new seat??
    dont know what you are talking about........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobpuckett View Post
    You Guys are killing me btw Spike when you decide to get rid of the one with the sidecar let me know that would be perfect for deb and I on our hunting trips good gas mileage.
    no probs Bob you will be 1st in line, i have replaced the M1 carbine etc with a matching pair of .500 doubles , would these accessories be ok ? and am waiting for scott to make some special go faster stickers.....warthogs with rockets coming out of their ass--les!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spike.t View Post
    no probs Bob you will be 1st in line, i have replaced the M1 carbine etc with a matching pair of .500 doubles , would these accessories be ok ? and am waiting for scott to make some special go faster stickers.....warthogs with rockets coming out of their ass--les!!!
    Perfect sounds like a nice custom Job.
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    hi guys on a more serious note i am just heading out to go to the charity ball my wife kate is putting on with her group of young assistants in aid of Teenage Cancer Trust. there are approx 300 going and its a full sit down dinner do, and the kids put on a show with youngsters between 11 and 23 who have auditioned to win a place in the show. there are bands, dancers and singers, and the winner gets to perform at the main music festival that takes place here in the summer. its the first time most of them have performed in public let alone on a full stage with lighting and sound and in front of so many people. having listened to them in rehearsals they sound amazing. so i hope it goes well and people put their hands in their pockets .the whole thing from organising it to the lighting and sound engineering etc are done by the kids , so its a show put on by kids to help kids. cheers mike

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