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    Pastor visiting an old man in the nursing home notices a bowl of peanuts on his night stand. The pastor, having a passion for peanuts, begins to pick at them until he realizes he had eaten them all. Apologizing to the elderly man, he promises to replace them at his next visit. The old man replies, "That's ok pastor, I sucked all the chocolate off of them already!!!!!"

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    ha ha ha sickly funny

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