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    A newly married couple check into their hotel to start their long awaited honeymoon, As they settle in.... The husband takes off his trousers, chucks them on the bed, looks at his lovely bride and orders her to put them on...

    She replies, I'll never fot into those are you mad, he replies.. Remember that.. I wear the pants in this house....

    She looks him straight in the eye.... Rips of her skirt, and then her G-string takes it and throws it on the bed, looks him straight in the eye and orders him to put on the G-string, he very quickly replies... C'mon honey I'll never get into those!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    She replies.... and if this is your attitude you never will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    yep just like that the husband loses something he can never get back .....
    the upper hand
    ha ha ha good one jaco

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    ..yup ! poontang rules..!!

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    Very true, I look terrible in a thong as well!!!!
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