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SO, I'VE BEEN THINKING...

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    Smile SO, I'VE BEEN THINKING...

    What deep thinkers men are.......
    I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

    The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

    Finally I thought about an age old question:

    Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

    Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful
    than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
    Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I
    have come up with the answer to that question.

    Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby;
    and here is the reason for my conclusion.

    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another baby."

    On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

    I rest my case.
    Time for another beer.

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    Well there goes their age old theory!!!!, I am going with the DOCMAN on this one after all he's name is DOC!!! .......MAN!!!!

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    Mmm such deep philosophical musings from a namboriginal......wonders of evolution never cease to amaze........

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    Have a few more beers, and absolutely anything will make sense!
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    funny how quickly women forget the pain of child birth ,and it certainly looks like it hurts

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluey View Post
    funny how quickly women forget the pain of child birth ,and it certainly looks like it hurts
    Bluey i reckon both parents are programmed to forget everything about their offspring every 3 months , or nobody would ever have more than one kid!!!

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    gday spike
    the first thing i said when my first son was born was THERE NO F@#$%^G WAY I"D GET ON THAT TABLE AND DO THAT , the doctor and the midwife cracked up laughing

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluey View Post
    gday spike
    the first thing i said when my first son was born was THERE NO F@#$%^G WAY I"D GET ON THAT TABLE AND DO THAT , the doctor and the midwife cracked up laughing

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    Quote Originally Posted by spike.t View Post
    nobody would ever have more than one kid!!!
    ..I've got three, 27, 23 and 18..but I damn sure ain't gonna give up tryin'..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOCMAN View Post
    ..I've got three, 27, 23 and 18..but I damn sure ain't gonna give up tryin'..
    now i never said anything about the practicing

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    If you look at today's teenagers, you understand why some species eat their young!
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    " On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." "


    Yes thats it.

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